meezy

Aug 31
Aug 31
lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

image

Aug 31
library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

Aug 31

quote My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.

— Anonymous (via suspend)
Aug 31

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Aug 31

cecefredzilla:

The last one…

I don’t know what I was expecting.

Aug 31

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

Aug 31
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1017muthafucka:

dank too loud

1017muthafucka:

dank too loud

Aug 28
aerienette:

☽◯☾
Aug 28
bustedzip:

The beauty of makeup artistry. 

bustedzip:

The beauty of makeup artistry.